terça-feira, 31 de março de 2009

-It's so great that you're a romantic. You're so good to me. No guy as ever treated me as nice as you. I feel bad for you, though.
-Hmmm?
-It's gonna hurt like a sonovabitch when I decide to leave you for some manipulative bad boy.

quinta-feira, 26 de março de 2009

I am alone in this accursed void. I know I am dead, but I can't tell for how long. It wasn't the fact that I am dead that has me depressed, but rahter the fact that I didn't get the chance to say goodbye. She was the love of my life. We met young and became unseparable. And soon that young love became so much more.
I spent so long just wondering how she handled the news of my passing, lost in my own thoughts, that I didn't even notive that cloaked figure aproaching me. It told me, that being one of good intente, I could have a final wish. I wished I could be in her dreams always. To be there when she had to spend her nights alone. We would be always together. After I made my wish, I felt tired and heavy. I couldn't help but close my eyes.
When I woke up I could see her face. Her eyes were full of tears and she seemed to look right through me. I tried to reach for her, to give her comfort, but the world shattered as she awoke from her dream.


Again and again I tried.



Night after night.


Her reactions only worsened... She would only repeat the words "No. He's dead" and "Leave me alone!".
I was hurting her. Bu trying to be close to the one I could never leave I was hurting her. I tried to run, I tried to leave her mind.


But there was no way out.


Eventually, she stopped dreaming entirely. I dind't need to be told what that meant. I drove her to forsake sleep entirely. But not a thing could have prepared me for what came next...

I was alone again in the void, that frightening place where time stands still. And then I heard her voice.

Do you know what you drove me to?

She turned to the cloaked figure and asked for her wish...

I want to be free of you!

And then she departed. For an eternity I would be without her...












I am alone in this accursed void. I know I am dead, but I can't tell for how long...


quinta-feira, 19 de março de 2009

Quando morrer

Quero que uma das seguintes músicas seja tocada enquanto estiver a ser enterrado:
  • Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
  • Jitterbug (Wake me up, before you go-go) - Wham
  • YMCA - Village People
  • Let the Bodies Hit the Floor - Drowning Pool
  • You're as Cold as Ice - Foreigner
  • Bright Side of Life - Monty Python
  • Go to Hell - Alice Cooper
  • Return to Sender - Elvis
  • Killed by Death - Motorhead
  • Celebration - Kool and the Gang
  • Stayin' Alive - Beegees
  • Living in a Box - Living Colour
Se eu for cremado, as opções são:
  • Burn, Baby Burn! - Ash
  • Through the Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce
  • Ring of Fire - Johny Cash
  • Firestarter - Prodigy
  • Light my Fire - The Doors
  • Toda a gente a cantar até a cerimónia acabar " THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN!"
Se for um funeral marítimo, talvez escolha a "Under the Sea" do filme da Pequena Sereia...

Mas não sei, já me dou por contente se aparecerem pessoas no meu funeral...





(Doin' it for the lulz...)